“If husbands always went where their wives send them, there would be fewer divorces and more widows.”
“A man is often late in paying alimony because his second wife earns less than he expected.”
“A woman always remembers where, when and under what circumstances she got married, while a man no longer remembers why.”
“Husbands should be sincere and tell their wives everything, and wives should be generous and pretend to believe it all.”
“If it weren't for marriage, we would have to quarrel with complete strangers.”
Translated from Russian · source: wisdomlib.ru