One man came to the bar. The bartender offered him a drink.
- I don’t want to, I already tried it once, I didn’t like it.
The bartender offered a cigarette.
- No, I tried it once, I didn’t like it.
Then the man added:
- Wait, my son will come here in a minute, so he will smoke and drink with you.
“Surely you have an only son,” the bartender remarked.
Translated from Russian · original on wisdomlib.ru