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The old maid and the carpenter

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The old maid and the carpenter
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Your life problems can be reduced at their very core to your sexual problems. You can go on solving other problems, but you will never be able to solve them because they are not real problems. But if you solve the sexual problem, all the others will disappear because you have solved the main one. But you're afraid to even look at her. But it is easy if you can put your conditioning aside.

The disillusioned old maid was the scourge of the police. She kept calling and saying that there was a man hiding under her bed. Finally, she was sent to a mental hospital, where she was prescribed the latest medications, and after a few weeks the doctor came to talk to her and decide whether a cure had been achieved.

“Miss Rustiphan,” said the doctor, “can you see the man under the bed as before?”

“No, not like before,” she said. But as soon as the doctor prepared to discharge her, she added:

- Now I see two.

The doctor announced to the council what this woman was complaining about, and that only one remedy could cure her disease, which is called “malicious virginity,” and offered to place her in the bedroom with Big Dan, the hospital carpenter.

They brought Big Dan in, explained what this woman was complaining about, and said that he would be locked up with her for an hour. He said that he would not need that much time, and the whole group crowded at the door in anxious anticipation. They heard:

- No, no, stop it, Dan. My mother would never forgive you for this!

- Shut up, this needs to be done sooner or later. This should have been done years ago!

“Then use force, you brute!”

“It's just what your husband would do if you had one.”

Beside themselves with impatience, the doctors burst into the room.

... He sawed off the legs of the bed.

Sometimes the cure is very simple. And you continue to do a thousand and one things... And this carpenter found the right way - he simply sawed off the legs of the bed, and it was all over! Where can a man hide now?

Sex is the root cause of almost all your problems. This is inevitable due to thousands of years of poisoning. A great cleansing is needed. Claim your freedom again. Exercise your right to love. Rediscover your freedom to be, and life will no longer be a problem.

Translated from Russian · original on wisdomlib.ru

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