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The greatest man

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The greatest man
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You always look at life from one single point of view - yours. Humanity is accustomed to believe that the earth is the center of the universe; and man, of course, is the center of the earth; and you, of course, are the center of humanity.

I heard about a professor of philosophy at the University of Paris. One day he declared:

- I am the greatest man in the world!

The students laughed: he was a poor professor. But since he said it, he must have meant something. Therefore he was asked:

- You are a logician, please prove it.

He brought a world map to class and asked the students:

—Which country is the greatest in the world? Can you tell, can you show it?

They were all French, so the greatest country was France. Then he said:

“So, the rest of the world doesn’t interest us.” If I can prove that I am the greatest man in France, then that will be enough.

They said:

- It seems logical.

But now they began to feel a little uneasy. He said:

—Which city is the greatest in France?

They were all Parisians, and, of course, that city turned out to be Paris. They became even more worried. And then he asked:

—What place in Paris is the greatest and most sacred?

Of course, it was their university.

— What is the most important department at the university?

Of course, it was the Faculty of Philosophy. And he finished:

— And I am the dean of the Faculty of Philosophy.

Translated from Russian · original on wisdomlib.ru

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