“There are no fat women, only small clothes.”
“All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.”
“Honey, if you want to lose weight, eat naked and in front of a mirror.”
“Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards”
“Why are all women such fools?!”
“Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, are prone to greater fidelity: brunettes or blondes?””
“A woman must have two qualities to succeed in life. She must be smart enough to please stupid men, and stupid enough to please smart men.”
“If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover. If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover. If a woman holds her head straight, she has a lover. And in general, if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!”
Translated from Russian · source: wisdomlib.ru