““You won’t believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has ever kissed me except my groom.””
“— Faina Georgievna, what does a woman look like if she is placed upside down?”
“Ranevskaya was asked if she knew the reasons for the divorce of a couple she knew. Faina Georgievna replied:”
“Women die later than men because they are always late”
“Faina Ranevskaya was at a friends wedding. When a dove pooped on the groom’s shoulder, she said:”
“God created women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.”
“How many times does a woman blush in her life?”
“If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means she understands that she will not find another such fool.”
“The woman is, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?”
Translated from Russian · source: wisdomlib.ru