A hare is sitting on a stump, writing something. A fox runs past. - What are you writing, hare?
— A dissertation.
- About what?
— About how hares eat foxes.
- Where did you see this?
- Come with me, I’ll show you!
After some time, the hare sits again and writes something. The wolf is running.
- What are you writing, oblique?
— A dissertation on how hares eat wolves.
-Are you crazy?
- Come with me, I’ll show you!
Next picture: a hare writes, a bear approaches.
- What are you writing?
— A dissertation on how hares eat bears.
- Where have you seen this?
- Come with me, I’ll show you!
They approach the cave with the hare. And at the entrance: the skins of foxes, wolves and bears... At the end of the cave a lion lies and gnaws the last bone.
Moral: What matters is not what the topic of the dissertation is, but who your supervisor is!
Translated from Russian · original on wisdomlib.ru