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Dead donkey

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Dead donkey
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Moishe bought a donkey from an old peasant for one hundred dollars. The peasant was to bring him the donkey the next day. The peasant came as agreed, but without the donkey.

- Sorry, but the donkey is dead.

- Well, then return my hundred dollars!

- I can’t - I’ve already spent them.

- Okay, then just leave me the donkey.

- But what will you do with him? - asked the old man.

- I'll play it in the lottery.

“But you can’t play the lottery with a dead donkey!”

- I can, believe me. I just won't tell anyone that he's dead.

A month later, the peasant met Moisha.

-What happened to that dead donkey?

“I played him like I said.” I sold five hundred lottery tickets at two dollars each and ended up making $998 in profit.

- So, no one protested?

- Only one guy. The one who won the donkey. He got very angry. Well, I just gave him back his two dollars.

Translated from Russian · original on wisdomlib.ru

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