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Bail

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Bail
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An old Indian man comes to the bank and asks for a loan of $500. The bank employee begins to fill out the paperwork.

- What are you going to do with this money? - he asks the Indian.

— I will go to the city to sell the jewelry that I made.

— What do you have to secure bail?

“I don’t know what “Pledge” is,” says the Indian.

- Well, collateral is something that has value and can cover the cost of the loan. Do you have a car?

— Yes, a truck made in 1949...

“No, that won’t do,” says the bank employee, “maybe you have cattle?”

- Yes, I have a horse...

- How old is she?

- I don’t know, she no longer has teeth to tell... In the end, the Indian gets a loan and is given $500. A few weeks later, the Indian comes to the bank again, takes out a wad of money and returns the loan.

- What are you going to do with the rest of the money? - the same employee asks him.

“I’ll put it in the wigwam,” says the Indian.

— You can make a deposit in our bank.

“I don’t know what “Deposit” is,” the Indian answers.

- Well, you give your money to the bank, the bank takes care of it, and when you need money, you can take it...

The old Indian thought and asked:

— What does the bank have as collateral?

Translated from Russian · original on wisdomlib.ru

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